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The clean, centered text sits on a classic crew neckline, making the statement feel casual and effortlessly worn. Built from ring-spun cotton with a smooth, durable surface, the shirt keeps its shape thanks to ribbed stitching and shoulder taping. Wear it at home on slow mornings, during errands when you need a wry comment, or layered under a jacket for a subtle, sarcastic edge. 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