The Pain is Not my wife
Light Blue / S
$19.99
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$19.99
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This lightweight cotton tee speaks with quiet honesty — soft against the skin and blunt in message. The clean, centered text sits on a classic crew neckline, making the statement feel casual and effortlessly worn. Built from ring-spun cotton with a smooth, durable surface, the shirt keeps its shape thanks to ribbed stitching and shoulder taping. Wear it at home on slow mornings, during errands when you need a wry comment, or layered under a jacket for a subtle, sarcastic edge. It’s for people who appreciate dry humor and easy comfort, a garment that looks lived-in without losing its neat silhouette.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for breathable all‑year comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, smooth fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear‑away label and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp center-front text and sleeve detail where applicable
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
The Pain is Not my wife
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for breathable all‑year comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, smooth fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear‑away label and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp center-front text and sleeve detail where applicable
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean