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Wear it on slow weekends, road trips, or when you need to set a boundary without saying much. The semi-fitted cut flatters without clinging. Subtle construction details — side seams, neck and shoulder tape, and double-needle hems — keep the shape through regular wear. Light enough for layering under a jacket, sturdy enough to become a go-to for days when sarcasm is part of the outfit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; heather\/antique blends vary (comfort and breathability)\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz\/yd²) — balanced warmth and drape\u003cbr\u003e- Semi-fitted cut for a flattering, relaxed silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Durable construction: double-needle hems and side seams to maintain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Neck and shoulder tape plus tear-away label for comfort and longevity\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":43755961188411,"sku":"81422340595224789556","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S 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